Article One: I nominate my friend JINKS for De Pabloism. Though none others here have meet with my friend, as proof of her mettle, she has "Aquired" over 200 pink flamingos,from various lawns. To finish is off, she had all the plastic birds loaded onto a truck and replanted them into a single lawn near her neighborhood.
Article Two: Unconfirmed De Pablo activity at RCCC (Rowan Cabbarus Community College) bookstore. Twodays now, people of De Pablo fitting description have been heard using the group name aloud. Can we confirm that one or more of our agents have recently been there, if so, i must ask for this store to be off limits for personal reasons. If Not, then we may have a rouge branch of De Pablos, or Worse, Corporate theft of logo, licence, and trademark.
That is all.