Terry (leftyde) wrote in de_pablo,
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Evil De Pablo Plots

In my current state of boredom, I have begun to compile a short but growing list of takeover methods designed to place the reign of De Pablo over what will become the Global Continental Aliance, aka the GCA.

Boy band take over.
We clone, then kill, all boy bands, then brainwash our clones of popstars to do our bidding, and implant subliminal messages into the music, commanding all listeners to obey our every command.

Using our controll of young impressionable girls, we market products to raise capital, Joker will be in control of finances of course.

With Raised capital, we buy out the foriegn market of currency, standardizing all currency into one new System. Consisting of Pablos ( hard coin roughly equal to $1.89 ) and broken into smaller coins of small dinominations, devided at random amounts to confuse our opponents and make the economic market reliant upon our corporation, wich will be the only one prepared for the change in monies.

With our growing monopoly, we will collect mass amounts of Pablo, then use our superior recources to purchase all countries valuable resoucres used to back currency ( gold silver, oil ect...) and then proclaim the Pablo a worthless, yet collectible, currency. The Pablo will then be systematically destroyed to raise it collectable value, and sold on ebay and the home shopping detwork on cardboard displays at outrageous prices, from which we will draw a standard 10%.

The now confused, weakened and joined GAC will then be quartered off according to property value to each member of the De Pablo Family, each given utter control over his/her rein. Border issues will be maintained through conference of De Pablo and Delegates.
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I concur with you Senor Lefty De Pablo aka Bubba Bo Bob Lefty (I don't know, I heard that somewhere a long time ago). Or we could magnify the comsic wave that shines from my spikes to attract the womens and use your mouth noises (Not the B-ying-ying--ying Thing)but other noises to attract animals from zoos and the wild to join our side for world domination.
Grabs one of those salad drainer bowls with all the holes in them, shoves it down on the spikes so they poke through and clips alligator clamps attached to a DieHard car battery to the rim of the metal bowl. " Ok Joker, your all set....wait..( takes 3 steps back) .. ok, go! "